Supper stabbing

28 Dec

Tonight at dinner I stabbed myself in the face. For real. With one of these buggers:

I had one plugged into the stubby end of an ear of corn. I was fiercely gnawing on the sucker but apparently did not have a good grip. The metal holder slipped out, the corn fell onto my plate, and the holder flew right into my cheek with some intense trajectory. So now I have a tiny hole on the side of my face from where I stabbed myself. …While trying to eat corn.

That’s what’s happening in the Blue Grass State today.

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