Archive | September, 2011

♫ I wanted to be with you alone, and talk about the weather… ♪

30 Sep

So… let’s talk about the weather again. Tomorrow is the first day of October. It’s officially been fall for a week, and yet today’s high was 83 F and yesterday while walking through Regent’s Park I saw multiple people sunbathing, some of whom were obese and shirtless. (A bit of Kentucky in London!)

I took these screen caps from my weather.com app on my iPod. I took the one on the left several days after we moved here to show my friends just how “lovely” London is. I took the one on the right a year later, which was yesterday.


What is going on? Is it global warming? Are the weather gods shining upon us? (Although my desktop weather app is showing 64 and rain on Wednesday… so we shan’t get too comfortable.)
A fellow expat blogger posted this helpful article on how Americans can make small talk in England. According to the article, Americans are too forward and personal in their small talk. To quote the article, “In making first social contact with an Englishperson, keep the focus away from yourself and your conversational partner. This is why talking about the weather is so common.”

I guess talking about the weather is prime small talk in most countries (or at least on both sides of the Atlantic. I have yet to reach the “Sweet Sainted Mother of Blanket Jackson*, it’s hotter than hell’s waiting room out here!” Chinese lesson, but I’m sure it’s coming.) Yet it seems the English especially like talking about the weather. I’ve had lengthy conversations about it with the porter and my hair dresser. It’s also awkward because although I’m attempting to learn Celsius, my instinct it still to use Fahrenheit, so I want to say, “Yes, I can’t believe it’s in the 80s in September!” but instead it comes out “…20s? …Mid-20s? Um, I know 20 is equal to 68, so 80 has to be somewhere around 25? 30?… Blast!”

I was going to turn this post into a reflection on a year in London, but as I wrote it in my head it didn’t feel right. So maybe that deep reflection will come at a later time, or maybe it won’t (just like those promised posts about dental floss and our Austria/Italy holiday.) Until then, enjoy this photo of an obese pug standing next to a not-obese pug.

(*Phrase copyright Jeff Kay of thewvsr.com)

How I almost maybe became the next Kate Moss

28 Sep

I was walking down Baker Street this afternoon when a woman stopped me. Figuring she was a tourist looking for directions, I obliged her.

“I’m looking for 10 girls…” she started. My first thought: “You lost your entire school group?!”

…”to participate in a day of fashion,” she continued. “Do you live in England?” I said yes, even though I’m technically a visitor. “Are you over 18? Then you qualify!”

She continued on to tell me about this day of fashion — they would “do me up” in the best clothes and editors from the best fashion magazines would be there. They would give me a photo to take home to remember the occasion — “not some tacky boudoir type” she assured me. “We’re just looking for the remaining two girls to fill the spots,” she said, then asked if it was something I’d be interested in. I was still unsure what this “something” was — was it simply a makeover? Was it a modeling casting? And most importantly — was it free? She never mentioned it being free, and if it was, I’m sure there would be a ploy to get you to buy the clothing or makeup or pay to have some agency represent you. For whatever reason my scam-o-meter went off, so I declined. Even if it was just a fun day of fashion and modeling, my various clothing hang-ups and inability to undress in front of people would prevent me from being a successful model (that, and I’m not 5’11” and 110 lbs with a perfect jawline.)

Should I be flattered that she stopped me? I had made an effort to wear nice clothing and makeup today. Or should I be offended that she thinks I need to spend a day learning how to dress? It was an odd encounter and I’m still curious what this day-of-fashion-with-a-non-slutty-photo-souvenir is really about. I guess I’ll never know.

Plumber Wars Episodes V & VI: Ted Strikes Back and the Return of the Money

27 Sep

I believe when last I wrote I was promised the money would arrive on Saturday at 9:30 a.m. To no surprise it didn’t. As usual, I called Nick the plumber on Monday and he once again assured me he would bring the money by. And as usual, he did not. I couldn’t believe it. Every time I called, Nick was apologetic — he seemed like a nice bloke. But I find it hard to believe that a person can be that forgetful. Forgetting to come by once or twice? Sure, he’s a busy man. But he told me SIX different times he would show up and didn’t. I finally broke down and called Ted. He too thought the situation was ridiculous. He told me to try calling one last time before he would take control of the situation.
So this morning I called my number-1-speed-dial Nick the plumber. Despite all that’s happened, I maintained a polite tone.

“Do you think I’ll be able to get my money back today?” I asked him.

“Yes…” Nick replied, as if I was asking him the stupidest, most obvious question ever. Like we hadn’t had this conversation five times already.

“Do you know when?” I asked, hoping for some clarification.

“After the job I’m on,” he said, and apologized again. “I genuinely keep forgetting,” he said, “I wasn’t macking you about.” — At least that’s what I thought he said. I had to google “macking you about” to see if it’s an actual British saying, because I always thought macking meant kissing. Apparently the Internet does too.

That was 10 a.m. when I spoke to him. By 1 p.m. — three hours later — I still had no money. Surprise, surprise. So I called Ted again and told him about our conversation. “OK. Leave it to me,” he said, with “business” in his voice.

Then sure enough, a little after 3 p.m. an envelope of money floated through my mail slot. I have no idea who left it — whether it was Nick, Ted or the porter, but whoever did it didn’t want to show their face and didn’t ring the doorbell. I didn’t get my full amount of money back, but at least I got something. I also learned some valuable lessons:

1. Use drain cleaner frequently to prevent blockages
2. Never give cash to a plumber, especially when you expect your landlord to cover all/part of the costs
3. Sometimes you have to be assertive and persistent and nice people really do finish last (had I not been so nice, I may have gotten more money and sooner. Alas.)
3. When all else fails, Ted saves the day

I’m still perplexed by the situation and am tempted to generalize. Is it British people that are so forgetful, disorganized and unmotivated? Ted is the epitome of Britishness and he thought the situation was absurd. Is it plumbers? I know plumbers in the US are known for being late and overcharging. Or is it just this Nick chap, who happens to be a British plumber, but is the exception, not the norm?

I’m just glad Plumber Wars are over and I can resume my normal blogging.

Sainsbury’s grocery delivery review

26 Sep

So it’s Monday and something doesn’t feel right — no, I’m not having “a case of the Mondays.” My schedule feels out of whack because I didn’t go to Sainsbury’s. Every Monday I always drag my trolley over a mile to go grocery shopping. Today I didn’t, but I still got my groceries. That’s right, friends, I caved and tried online delivery. And I’m afraid I may be hooked.

I’ve been considering grocery delivery ever since I almost broke my arm and back carrying my groceries back almost a year ago, but I hesitated because I’m a cheapo and don’t like the words “delivery fee.” My weekly pilgrimage to Sainsbury’s was also good exercise, and lately I’ve been listening to my Teach Yourself Chinese lessons as I walk (yes, I’m the crazy girl pulling a shopping trolley, muttering “Thank you, but I don’t drink alcohol,” to herself in bad Chinese.) But last week I received a £10 off £50 online order voucher with my receipt at the store. And my love of coupons overpowers my hatred of shipping/delivery fees. And lately my local store has been out of some of my usuals… and the forecast said rain on Monday, my shopping day… so on Saturday I started adding items to my virtual cart. It was surprisingly easy. The only downside was they were out of some of things I was really looking forward to, like frozen mango for my smoothies. My store doesn’t stock it and I was happy to see it online, but maybe it’s being phased out because normal people start drinking tea and hot cider when fall hits, not smoothies. (My addiction to my new blender and smoothies is material for a different post). I managed to get my cart (I’m sorry, “trolley”) to almost exactly £50, stocking up on heavy things like bottled flavoured water and a giant pack of toilet paper. I was pleasantly surprised when they said delivery on Monday would only cost £3.50 — I was under the impression delivery cost at least £6 and you had to order more than two days in advance. Kudos, Sainsbury’s! So I got a week’s worth of groceries plus some stock up stuff for £43.50. Now I just had to wait for it.

As you probably inferred from my plumber posts, I don’t like waiting for people. I booked a delivery slot of noon to 1 p.m. and started getting antsy at 12:45 p.m. when my groceries weren’t here. But just as I was googling “Sainsburys grocery delivery late” to see if late groceries meant free delivery, my doorbell rang. The friendly driver placed my groceries neon orange bag-by-neon orange bag in my front hallway. He didn’t deliver them to my kitchen like some stores do, but I was OK with that. He jokingly tried to throw my 18-pack of TP at me, then had me sign for my food. And that was that. I had my groceries without the epic journey. I checked each item off my receipt as I put it away and was pleased at the far-off expiration dates on the produce. That was my other concern about not picking out my own groceries. I’m a stickler for expiration dates. Even if I’m buying something I plan to eat that night, I will still rummage in the back of the display to get the item that expires latest.

When I was in college I took an advertising class where our main project was to create an advertising campaign for Peapod’s relaunch of its online delivery grocery service in Milwaukee. We spent class after class going over the pros and cons of online grocery shopping. The main con was the delivery fee (which is $7 to $10 for Peapod. Sainsbury’s cost me £3.50, which at the current awesome rate of £1 = $1.54, is $5.42. And I got £10 ($15.49) off!), followed by expiration dates and not being able to select your own produce. We tried to counter that by saying only one person at the giant Peapod warehouse selects your produce, instead of at the store where your fruit is manhandled by dozens of shoppers before it gets to your cart.

The struggle with launching in Milwaukee is that everyone has a car there — delivery grocery service is best in cities like New York, Chicago and London where a lot of people don’t have cars (and choose flats that are over a mile away from the store and it rains all winter long). Delivery groceries are definitely wildly popular in London. Instead of just one company like Peapod, every major grocery store offers its own delivery service. (If they all have £10 off coupons, I may try them all!) I will probably still make the hike to Sainsbury’s occasionally to get the things that cost more or are sold out online, but I think I can say I’ve finally joined everyone else in my neighborhood in the delivery grocery revolution.

The Plumber Saga Part IV: A New Hope

23 Sep

I woke up this morning feeling like I did yesterday — “Yeah! I’m getting my money back today! Soon this whole thing will be over!” And, just like yesterday, I sat in anticipation of the door bell or the mail slot, while McDonald’s morning time, then noon slipped by. At 1:45 I called Nick the plumber. “I’m in the middle of something, I’ll call you right back, I have your number in my phone,” he said. So I sat by the phone. Soon it was 2 p.m. and I hadn’t eaten yet, so I took my phone into the kitchen and made lunch. Then I watched an entire episode of The Vampire Diaries while eating lunch. Still no phone call. What are the etiquette rules of “I’ll call you back in a minute” and an hour passes? I let it go until 3:30 and then I called again. “Oh, I’m right around the corner, I’ll be there within the hour! See you soon!” a rather chipper Nick the plumber replied. Once again the “Yeah! I’m getting my money back!” excitement returned.

And then an hour passed. Then two hours. I was getting antsy — I wanted to do my workout video and take a shower. At 5:45 I said screw it and did my workout anyway. Then at 7 p.m. the doorbell rang while I was in the middle of curling my hair. “Finally!” I said out loud and rushed to answer it.

It was Stephen, coming home from work early.

At this point I was coming up with all kinds of crazy scenarios for why Nick had not come by or called. Was there a plumbing emergency in Parliament and all London plumbers were required to help (and turn off their phones?) Did Nick get into a car accident on his way around the corner? I hoped not. I also worried that he had slipped an envelope of cash into the wrong mail slot, making one of my neighbors very happy. Was this guy’s sense of timing so skewed that he thinks 7 p.m. is in the morning and “within the hour” means over three hours? I decided to stop speculating and called once again.

“Can I bring it by tomorrow morning?” he asked. (Hmm… Where have I heard that before?) He said he’s had a very busy week and hasn’t been home before 7:30 p.m. every night. Even Stephen beat him home today. I guess it makes sense that he’d rather make money than give it away to the stupid American girl who was gullible enough to give it to his bloke in the first place. (Side note: when I asked Ted what the relationship was between Nick and the guy who actually did the plumbing work, he said he’s his bloke. “OK, so I just call Nick and say…” …”his bloke unblocked your sink,” Ted finished my sentence. But I’m pretty sure Americans aren’t allowed to say “bloke.” I settled with “associate.”)

I decided to be nice to him and said tomorrow would be OK — he even told me it’d be around 9:30 a.m. (which in Nick the plumber time probably means 1:30 p.m.) I asked him how much money I was going to get, since I didn’t want to get my hopes up and then see a tenner float through the mail slot. He told me he still had to “sort it out.” Which made me think he had no intention of coming today, and that “I’m just around the corner!” business was a bunch of blarney.

Yes, this is what real life in London is like, kids — hanging around the flat waiting on a bloke to bring you a yet-to-be-determined amount of quid that was actually yours to begin with. It’s not all rides on the Eye and high tea with the queen.

The Plumber Saga Part III, and Please don’t judge me by my bathroom

22 Sep

I woke up this morning feeling happy — the sun was shining, and I was finally going to get my money back from the plumber. It was going to be a glorious day! But then I remembered — this is the UK, and things aren’t easy like that. I called the plumber yesterday and he said he would bring my money over “Tomorrow morning,” which would be this morning. I didn’t win the argument with Ted, so I was only going to get a portion of my money back, but I’ll take that. I can usually make a convincing argument through email or even voicemail, but I’m not the cussing-out, yell-til-I-get-my-way type. Plus, this was an argument that was hard to win — we have been living here almost a year, and it was my food that blocked the pipe. Ted did agree to pay to fix the disposal and for the pipe part that the plumber bought.

Anyway…

I anxiously awaited for the doorbell or for a magical envelope to fall through my mail slot all morning, but nothing happened. 11 a.m. passed, which is when the morning is over according to McDonald’s, and then noon rolled around, which is the universal “no longer morning” time. I waited until 3 p.m. to call the plumber. He said something I couldn’t understand, then said “morning.” “Tomorrow morning?” I asked. “Yes, I will come by with the money tomorrow morning,” he confirmed, and then spoke two sentences I did not understand a word of. I’m serious, I would have gotten more if he had been speaking Chinese. From his tone it seemed like he was apologizing and explaining that he has a lot on his mind, but he also could have been talking about the weather. I have no idea. So here’s hoping he comes with my money tomorrow and it’s more than £30. (I really should start studying English English on top of my Chinese.)

When I was discussing this whole ridiculous situation with Stephen I asked him about just taking the money out of the rent. He reminded me something that slipped my mind — we put down a hefty deposit on this place. So much for the “So what, what are they going to do?” attitude. But it also reminded me of something else — I really need to clean this place up, or we’re going to lose a lot more than £130.

You see, I’m not really the best cleaner. My mom is an avid cleaner — she has a weekly schedule and sticks with it. I told myself I was going to do that in this new flat. But the problem I have with regular cleaning is that it’s not satisfying — the best part of cleaning is seeing how much nicer everything looks and rediscovering the object’s original color. You don’t get that when you clean the bathroom every week. So, unfortunately, I sometimes let the bathroom get a little grimy before I break down and clean it. It also doesn’t help that all of our bathrooms are marble — ceiling to floor marble, which is impossible to clean. The en-suite bathroom is the worst. Not only is the entire counter marble, but the faucet (I’m sorry “tap”) is such that you have to twist both temperature nozzles with your wet hands, ensuring you get water all over the counter each time. And for whatever reason, nothing in that bathrooms ever dries — not the towels, the floor mat or the counter, which means the standing water starts to turn the marble yellow. It’s disgusting. So today I decided to pretend that we were moving out and tried to restore the bathroom to a state that would give us our deposit back. While at the grocery store this week I picked up a bottle of Bar Keepers Friend — “the original and best stain remover and multi-surface cleaner.” The bottle told me it was OK to use on marble, even though googling it told me it wasn’t. At this point I decided the marble was already shot, so I couldn’t do much worse.

In short, Bar Keepers Friend is now my best friend. That stuff removed some hard water stains on the tub that I thought would be there forever. It also helped me remove the mold from the wall (gross, I know. I’m honestly embarrassed to call that bathroom my own sometimes. I’m almost glad I forgot to take a picture of it. Just imagine a whole wall of marble covered in tiny black mold spots.) I spent almost an hour and a half cleaning that bathroom. I wouldn’t call it spotless now, but I’d call it much less embarrassing. Here are a couple before and after shots:

I have no idea what that button does. There are "jets" in the tub, but I don't think they work. They just create nasty stains. Seriously, gold fixtures and marble? Whoever designed this bathroom never thought about cleaning it.

After all that cleaning I was spent, but I was also on a roll. I went into the kitchen to empty my nasty water bucket, but ended up cleaning the stovetop and the sink. I was about to clean the kitchen floor when I decided I’d much rather eat cereal out of the box and watch The Inbetweeners. I’m glad the bathroom and part of the kitchen are clean, and I’ll promise to bring you out more often, Bar Keepers Friend.

(No, the makers of Bar Keepers Friend did not endorse this post. But if the makers of Bar Keepers Friend are reading this, I’d be happy to accept compensation!)

A post about how my vivid dreams really mean I’m dying (because I’m tired of complaining about my plumber)

18 Sep

The other day I was on CNN.com attempting to brush up on current events. So naturally I clicked on a partner link to “What causes vivid dreams?” instead of learning about Libya or Syria. That’s because I have very vivid dreams almost every night. Most of them are good — I sometimes get excited to sleep so that I can dream (which makes me sound like Hamlet). I don’t have night terrors or wake up in a cold sweat or screaming or anything. In fact, my few nightmares almost always seem to be about plane crashes, which was especially disturbing when I was flying everywhere back in August. Anyway, I clicked on this article hoping it might give me some insight. Instead, it made me feel like a hypochondriac.

At first none of the causes fit me — I’m not particularly stressed, pregnant or diabetic. And then I turned the page. “Vivid dreams are a symptom of a vitamin B6 (pyridoxine) excess in the body and can be a warning sign of more complex neurological disorders if over ingestion is continued.” And that’s when I became convinced that I have a complex neurological disorder because of my bloody complex B-vitamins. (To get the full British with that, you must pronounce “vitamins” with a short “i.” Remember phonics, kids?)

I’ve been taking B-complex vitamins for around 10 years now I think. When I was young I used to get horrible stomach aches all the time. My family thought it was stress (I was a very stressed second grader. Seriously.) I used to get so nervous that I would get a stomach ache at an event like a family wedding that I would end up giving myself one. My aunt recommended my mom give me B vitamins. I don’t know what about B vitamins makes kids not have stress-induced stomach aches, but they seemed to work. (Thanks, placebo effect). So everyday throughout high school, college and beyond, I’ve taken a B vitamin. I recently also started taking a women’s multi-vitamin because my urine wasn’t Mountain Dew-yellow enough (too graphic?) People argue the pros and cons of vitamins and supplements daily. It seems to me they only do you more harm than good when you take fistfulls every day. I only take two. But the minute I read that article, I was convinced every pain I’ve ever felt in my body was because of my complex neurological disorder caused by my bloomin’ vitamins. I started googling “vitamin B6 toxicity,” which told me I’m going to lose the feeling in my arms permanently if I keep taking my vitamins.

But of course I can’t stop taking my vitamins. For the placebo effect to work, you actually have to take the pill. So instead I decided I should be sensible and compare the overdose amount with the amount of B6 vitamins I’m actually consuming. According to my research, the recommended daily dosage is around 2 mg. The maximum intake without losing an arm is 100 mg. “It is actually fairly easy to exceed the maximum dosage, as many supplements contain 100 mg (or more) of vitamin B6,” one website told me. I used to joke about how the back of my vitamin bottle told me I was getting 1,000% of my daily amount for certain minerals. Now it was going to kill me. So I ran into the kitchen and found my vitamin bottles, fully expecting to see “150 mg vitamin B6” on the back. Instead I saw 5 mg on my super B-complex vitamins and 2 mg on my multi. So I’m getting 7 mg a day — far from 100. Suddenly my arm didn’t feel like it was twitching anymore. If my vitamins aren’t killing me and the only side effects are vivid dreams and yellow pee (sorry), I think I’ll keep taking them.

(Side note: B-vitamins are also supposed to give you energy, reduce hunger, boost metabolism and reduce stress — basically a miracle pill. Sadly the only benefits I can vouch for are dreams where you get to be in your favorite band — and maybe that’s not even the vitamin’s doing, I might just have an awesome overactive sub-conscience.)

Why you should always unclog your own sinks

15 Sep

It’s been a week since this plumber fiasco began, so that means it’s time for more complaining.

I keep rehashing the situation in my mind, imagining all the things I should have done differently. I should have called Ted (the flat manager) the minute the plumber asked me for money. If I couldn’t reach Ted, I should have agreed to pay the plumber only after the work was complete and I had an invoice in hand. But because I got caught off guard and seem to have issues saying “No” to authority figures (is a plumber an authority figure?), I forked over £130 with no receipt. If the plumber is shady — and hopefully his massive plumber’s crack was the only bad thing about him — he could say I never paid him and try to get money from the landlord as well. Hopefully it doesn’t come down to his word vs. mine.

I believe last I wrote the plumber had came, I paid him, and he said he would come back the next day to finish the work and bring me an invoice. He returned on Friday 20 minutes earlier than he said he would (have you ever heard of a plumber/cable guy/delivery guy doing that?!), and finished the work in less than 10 minutes. So much for the “major project” I thought it’d be. The garbage disposal is fixed and the sink unblocked, so even if he did steal my money, at least he did the work. He then told me he’d come back “later” with the invoice. When I probed him for a time he said, “After lunch.” Well 5 p.m. rolled around and he never showed. I called Ted and explained the situation. He then launched into a rant about how crazy expensive plumbers are. He said something about “covering blocked sinks” which made me think that he would pay for it. It was only when I called him back again on Monday to pester him about my money, that he told me they won’t cover a blocked sink. We’ve had several different plumbers and repair men come to the flat over the year and we never paid a dime (or a penny? 10 pence? a pound? What is that expression here?) That’s why I was thrown when the plumber asked for money. But apparently we’ve been living here too long for them to pay for a clogged drain, because it’s our fault. Ted said they would cover the repair of the disposal since it’s been broken since we moved in. I can understand his reasoning for not covering the blocked sink — obviously it was my mushrooms and rice that slipped down the drain and clogged it over time. But I also think he should have told me upfront that he wouldn’t cover it, so I could have tried Drain-o (or an equivalent British brand). When I asked him how much he’d be able to give me back for the disposal, he said, “Oh, you already paid the plumber?” Like I hadn’t spoken English when I said several times I gave the plumber £130 cash. He said he would call the plumber and get back to me. That was Monday evening. Now it’s Thursday evening and I haven’t heard from him. I called him this morning with no luck. I hope the reason he’s not calling me back is because he’s haggling with the landlord or plumber and not ignoring me. I wrote out a nice message about why I think the landlord should cover the cost just this one time, but Ted doesn’t have voicemail. Who doesn’t have voicemail these days? Even my pay-as-you-go sim has voicemail. I’m only good at handling these situations when I can write out what I want to say, preferably in an email or as a voicemail. When I have to say it live, I always get interrupted or sidetracked.  Grrr. I just want this situation to be resolved, but it’s not going to be easy — these things in Britain never are. Worse comes to worse, we could subtract £130 from the rent. As Stephen likes to say, “What are they going to do?” I doubt they’d evict us or take us to court over a £130 plumbing incidence. And even if they tried, I’m sure something like that in Britain would take years to go through.

Stay tuned as the plumber saga continues.

The obligatory 9/11 reflection post

11 Sep

As an American, I feel the need to post about the 10 year anniversary of 9/11. I also feel the need to talk about what I was doing that day, as all Americans like to do.

I was a sophomore in high school. We were going over problem sets in math class when Mr. Krebs, the campus minister and freshman English teacher knocked on the door. He informed us that a plane had just crashed into the World Trade Center. At that point nobody knew how or why, and we were all strangely fascinated by it, still thinking it was some freak accident. Soon after the bell rang and we switched classes. I’m not sure which subject we were supposed to be learning, I just remember they turned the news on and we spent the entire period watching the coverage. We saw the second plane hit the second tower in real time. I don’t think we did any school work for the rest of the day, which was a big deal for an academically accelerated school. And since it was a Catholic school, after lunch we gathered in the chapel for an impromptu prayer service. It’s hard to describe what I was feeling at the time — mostly I was just shocked. I remember some of my classmates, especially those whose parents were pilots or were on business trips, were incredibly shook up and couldn’t stop crying. Of course I felt sorry for them, but I knew what we were going through in Covington, Kentucky was absolutely nowhere near what was going down in Manhattan or DC. None of us had family or friends who worked in the towers, or even NYC for that matter. At that point in my life I had never even been to New York. I was old enough to understand the gravity of the situation, but also saw it through the “Glad this didn’t affect me” eyes of a high schooler. Weeks later our religion teacher had us read the obituaries The New York Times ran for various people who perished in the attacks. Putting a name, face and life story with the victims made things sink in more. Several months later, I was in charge of creating our homeroom’s entry into the annual Christmas door decorating contest. While others drew Santas doing calculus or reindeer learning Shakespeare, we went the shameless “Remember the families of victims of 9/11 during Christmastime” route, and taped the NYT obituaries around the door. I even painted a picture of the twin towers.

“A real American votes for our door!” our homeroom teacher shouted as the judges walked by. We ended up winning second place.

Yes, I’m a little embarrassed when I think about my high school self using 9/11 to try to win a pizza party.

I remember the wave of patriotism that struck the nation after the attacks. Had Facebook existed back then, I’m sure everyone would have changed their profile picture to an American flag or “Today, we are all New Yorkers.” It’s hard to describe how the attacks felt both so distant, yet at home. It was definitely a reality slap that the US isn’t invincible or immune from violence on its own soil. Although people freaked about flying post 9/11, I like to think (and hope) that “lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice,” and airplanes are one of the safer ways to travel now. I just wish people like the “I’m going to make a bomb out of liquids over 3.4 oz.” guy and the underwear bomber didn’t make airport security a pain in the butt for the rest of us.

Blockage and crackage

8 Sep

It’s time for some good old-fashioned complaining, which is partially why blogs and the Internet were created.

Lately the kitchen sink has been draining obscenely slowly. This happened several months ago, but then it magically fixed itself. I was hoping the same would happen again, but it was getting to the point where I can’t wash a dinner’s worth of dishes without the sink almost overflowing. I broke down and called our building manager, Ted. I like Ted, he’s a stereotypically cheery old British guy with bad teeth, but we always have a bit of a communication gap, so I dread calling him. After repeating several times that the kitchen sink drain was clogged, he replied “Oh, it’s blocked?” and said he would phone the plumber. This was yesterday afternoon. Sometimes he calls me back to let me know when the plumber will arrive, other times the plumber just shows up. I hate that, because then I’m afraid to leave the flat, knowing very well he will show up then. Sure enough, the plumber just showed up this afternoon. He was a scrawny guy with a gigantic plumber’s crack. I decided to wait outside the kitchen. Finally he came out.

“We have a problem,” he said, which is something you never want to hear from someone who is fixing something in your apartment. I walked into the kitchen and saw smoke coming out of the sink.  (How is that even possible?!)

He explained that the pipe was clogged solid with food (whoops…), and he’d have to remove it and replace it. It sounded like what my dad refers to as a “major project.” He explained to me what everything would cost, but I didn’t listen intently — partially because I could barely understand him, but also because I have never had to pay for any services before, the landlord or Ted always handled it. He said he would come back tomorrow morning and fix it.

So I led him to the door, but he hesitated. He said I had to pay for the services first, and then he would give me an invoice that I could give to the landlord to get reimbursed. So I had to fork over £130 and have to hope that he will be able to fix everything for that, and things don’t have to get ugly with Ted and the landlord. He also said our garbage disposal is broken (I can’t remember what he called it, because obviously they don’t say “garbage” here). That’s obviously the fault of the previous tenant since I have never used it (because I couldn’t figure out how to turn it on). That’s probably also the reason the sink is clogged. Hopefully he will be able to fix both problems tomorrow, and then I can start using the disposal so I don’t have to see my plumber’s crack buddy again.