The other day I was running in Regents Park. I use the term “running” loosely, as it was my one weekly Poke-run that I have allowed myself, in which I run while playing Pokemon Go, which usually translates to run for 20 seconds, stop to catch Pokemon, run for 5 seconds, stop to catch said escaped Pokemon, run to next Pokegym, stop to battle, etc. I had been playing for a good hour, my phone battery was on its last legs, as were my, well, legs. I was hot and irritable and Pokemon Go had randomly stopped working. I decided there was only one thing that could get me through the last mile: I had to listen to the song that had been playing nonstop in my head. There was just one problem: I didn’t know the song’s name or artist. I only knew one line, which I kept singing over and over again: “Everybody wants you.”
So I typed that into Spotify. Do you know how many songs are called Everybody Wants You? A lot. Usually when I don’t know the name of a song I just google some of the lyrics. But I didn’t know what line came before or after “Everybody wants you.” It was definitely an upbeat, older song. I tried googling “Everybody wants you 80s song,” but that only brought up Billy Squier, and that was not the song in my head. I wasn’t even sure how this song got in my head — was it playing at the restaurant I passed in the park? Does the restaurant in the park even play music? Was the heat making me delusional? Why was it so important that I listen to this song right now?
And then a girl approached me as I was sitting on the bench in Regents Park having this Pokemon and music crisis.
“How do I get to Regent Street?” she asked.
“Regent Street? The shopping street next to Oxford Street?” I replied.
“I don’t know,” she said. “I just want to buy a tent. There’s a camping store on Regent Street.” I had so many questions — why did she need to buy a tent — was she planning on living in the park? Why did she not look at a map before she left, did she think Regent Street was in Regents Park? And what 20-something-year-old these days doesn’t have a phone with GPS maps? But I kept my questions to myself and opened up Google Maps.
“You can get on the Tube at Baker Street and get off at Piccadilly Circus,” I told her.
“I don’t want to take the Tube,” she said.
“Oh. Then you can take the bus 13.” I told her.
“Hmm. The bus might be hot,” she said. I agreed.
“You can walk 2 miles then. I do it all the time,” I told her.
“I don’t know if I want to walk that far.” She stood there contemplating her options. I stood there wondering if “Everybody Wants You” was even the name of the song, and since I spent a good 5 minutes giving travel advice to this girl, if it would be out of line to start singing and ask her if she knew the song. I snapped out of it, though, and the girl was still just standing there. Did she want me to walk the 2 miles with her? Her simple request for directions was almost turning into a stop and chat. Good thing I wasn’t timing this run.
“So basically you can take the tube, ride the bus or walk. Those are your options,” I said in a hint-hint PokemonGo is back up and running and I need to go manner.
“OK,” she said, and wandered off. I wonder if she ever got her tent or figured out that Regent Street and Regents Park are not the same thing. I did what I could to help, but I still had my own problem. As I walked I continued to search Spotify, playing every “Everybody Wants You” song one by one, but none of them were the one. I was getting way too frustrated. I remember when I was at university my basic how to build a website class visited the computer science lab. A team there was working on a program like Shazam that could identify a song just by you humming a few bars of it. This would have been the perfect moment for that service, I wonder if they ever got it off the ground.
I got home, took a shower, ate lunch and then played some SongPop 2, the other mobile game I am hopelessly addicted to. And there — in the Top Hits 1983 playlist selected by the Australian chick I’ve been playing for the past 3 weeks — was the answer to my musical conundrum and the answer to the round: Give It Up by KC and the Sunshine Band. I couldn’t find the song because it isn’t called Everybody Wants You — that’s just one of the lines — one of the lines that SongPop 2 frequently uses, which is likely where I first heard the song that caused it to get stuck in my head in the first place. Problem solved. I am still grossly underprepared for my half marathon in less than 3 weeks (!) and utterly addicted to PokemonGo, but…
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Baby give it up / Give it up / Baby give it up / Everybody wants you / Everybody wants your love….